Player Profiles

How do you rate yourself as a player (1-10)?
3

How long have you been playing?
Oh since Jan \'05 I think

Best Poker moment?
That bit when he's on the run and eventually bumps into the nails arab geezer who snarls and swats his sword around in expert sword handling stylee. Our hero just shrugs, pulls his gun and blats the dude, bosh ... kerrwality.

Any 'off-line' tourney wins?
Only with mates, curry n a cheap lager (x6) in our local home league. Tis a laugh, n it's great to kick butt from time to time. Can't beat winning a live game - well you can, but that involves naked chicks and a camera.

If you play in a local Poker card room, which one?
Played at the Southampton Grosvenor, top laugh with free coffee n soft drinks (oh yes siree) served by a most lush Eastern European lovely. She wants a visa? No problem, I'm there to be used Svetlana.

Best Poker advice?
Get it in early, hard and fast ... and as for the poker - haho, oooh matron, slap my thigh, stop me, stop me, more tea vicar?. Sheesh I should be on stage.

Any comments on Ladbrokes Poker?
Seems ok m\'lud. River does one sometimes but gotta get on with it dude.

Which player at Ladbrokes Poker do you most respect and why?
... Indiana Jones, fruitloop that he is ... eee-by-goom, the times we had.